Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Just for Kicks.:-)))))

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Carl Sandburg was persuaded to attend the dress rehearsal of a very serious play by a very serious young dramatist, but unfortunately slept through a greater part of the performance. The outraged dramatist called him later, " How could you sleep when you knew how much I wanted your opinion?"

Sandberg reminded him, " Young man, sleep is an opinion."

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A very dignified judge was married to an estimable creature, who unfortunately drank a bit too much. At a party one afternoon he reproved her, " My dear, that's the fifth time you've gone up to the bar and asked for another high ball. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" she answered happily. "I just explain I'm getting them for you."

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