Just for kicks. :-)))

A diner arose from his table in a fashionable restaurant and walked toward the door. He was passing the house detective at the entrance when a silver sugar bowl dropped from his bulging coat.
The guest glanced calmly at the officer, then turned with an expression of polite annoyance towards the occupants of the restaurant.
"Ruffians" he exclaimed. "Who threw that?" And he walked out.


Small daughter: "Daddy, don't drive so fast."
"Why not?"
"Because the policeman on the motorcycle can't get by."