Just for kicks. :-)))

On the beach near the newest hotel in Miami, the wife of a vacationing businessman came up with a shell and held it to her husband's ear.
"Do you hear the sound of the waves inside the shell?" she asked.
"Nah" grumbled the businessman. "The only thing I can hear is $55 a day - without meals."

*

"I need a vacation" exclaimed the pretty cahier. "I'm not looking my best"
"Nonsense" replied her boss.
"It isn't nonsense," answered the pretty young miss, "the men are beginning to count their change."