Just for kicks. :-)))

A woman entered a doctor's office and exclaimed: " Oh, Dr.Hassenfer, I think I've got something wrong with my stomach. It doesn't seem right, somehow; kinda uncomfortable-like, so it seems to me. Could you please, so kindly, see what's wrong? What is it?
"Well, let me see," said the doc. "Umm. Could it be something you had for dinner last night? What did you eat?"
" Oh, nothing much. Some oysters."
"Oysters?" asked the doc. " Well, are you sure they were fresh oysters?"
" Fresh? How would I know?"
" Well, couldn't you tell when you broke open the shells?"
"Broke open the shells?" Gosh, I never thought of that."