Just for kicks. :-)))

A young man had fallen desperately in love with a pretty girl and had repeatedly asked her to marry him. She finally weakened and consented on condition that he ask her father permission.
The boy called on the father one evening and stood on one foot and then on the other and finally,with red-faced embarrassment blurted out:
"Sir, I want to marry your daughter. I am convinced in my heart that your daughter was just made for me.
The father looked up from his newspaper and gave the boy a dour look.
"You're wrong, young fellow" he snapped. " At the time, my wife and I had no such thing in mind."