Just for kicks. :-)))

Annoyed by a man who was cashing a one-cent government check, a bank teller decided to make things difficult for him.
" How old are you?"
" Forty-seven " replied the man.
"What's your wife's name?"
"Mary"
"Any children?"
"Two, a boy of 8 and a girl of 2"
"Insurance?"
"I have a life policy, the wife and children have endowment policies."
"Belong to any fraternal organizations?"
"Yes,the Odd fellows"
Seeing the man was unperturbed by the questions, the teller grew very sarcastic: "Okay, Mister, how will you have it?"
"Heads up" was the reply by the still-undisturbed man.