Monday, April 26, 2010

JUST FOR KICKS :-)))

The couple had spent their honeymoon at a smart continental hotel.
On the morning of their departure the husband looked over the bill.
"What is the meaning of this item - fruit, 200 francs?" he demanded.

"Quite" admitted the manager, "but fruit was placed on your table every day while you were here. It was not the fault of the hotel that you did not eat it."

The husband counted out the amount due and then, looking the manager in the eye, said calmly: " I am deducting 100 francs - for kissing my wife."

"Monsieur" cried the manager. "I have not ever kissed your wife."

"No?" said the husband. "But she was here - it wasn't my fault if you didn't kiss her."

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